Chuck Norris

It's Chuck Norris time:

- Chuck Norris doesn’t need to shave. His beard is scared to grow.

- If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it’s fucking beef.

- Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.

- If Chuck Norris is running late, time better slow the fuck down…

- Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas

- Chuck Norris doesn't love Raymond

- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

- Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

- Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

- Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding

- Chuck Norris can divide by zero

- Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night

- Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris

- Chuck Norris CAN “touch this”

- Chuck Norris knowns the question to the answer “42″

yeter herhalde.